(maybe that's a lie)
that's car chalk. heather lost the cap.
it wasn't under the passenger seat.
or my seat. or in my car. so went decided to retrace our steps and look on the side of the road, because apparently heather got excited and the cap flung itself out the window.
...and we actually found it!!!!!!! in the middle of the road!!!!!
j is for josh.
decorating sister's car.
i wrote "your sis" and she still didn't know who did it.
"and then i take her picture while she's driving and she stops looking at the road so she can pose!"
we're quitting our day jobs to work as nude models at the porn shop.
22 inches of pure fun!
heather went down on the penis balloon.
the state says we can't make phone calls whlie we're driving, but they say nothing about taking pictures.
purple penis balloon!
i couldn't get it up!
whoaaaaaaa
penis balloon for josh's car!